“I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.”
Chico: “Here’s the book, it’s a dollar”
Groucho: “Here’s a ten, and don’t forget the change.”
Chico: “I don’t have change I’ll have to give you nine more books”
“One of the penalties of not being politically involved is, you are then governed by your adversaries.”
“Moderation in temper is always a virtue; but moderation in principle, is a species of vice.”
Einstein once said, “There are two things that might be infinite; the universe and human stupidity.” He later confessed, he’s not certain about the universe.
“Everyone has a plan ‘til they get punched in the mouth.”