Marx Brothers

Chico: “Here’s the book, it’s a dollar”
Groucho: “Here’s a ten, and don’t forget the change.”
Chico: “I don’t have change I’ll have to give you nine more books”


“One of the penalties of not being politically involved is, you are then governed by your adversaries.”

Albert Einstein

Einstein once said, “There are two things that might be infinite; the universe and human stupidity.” He later confessed, he’s not certain about the universe.